Hutzpah
He preached his sermon for millions on
Sunday morning TV, condemning everyone
for their sins, stirring up all the guilt he could
from forgotten memories, and then he said,
“Now, I want you to take out your cheque
book and give until it hurts.” And he waited
just long enough to make one feel guilty for
even thinking of not donating, and then
he said, “And now double it!”
